i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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