he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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