I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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