I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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