I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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