check it out our google latitudes are spooning
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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