even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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