I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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