im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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