She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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