Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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