Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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