i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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