sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
as a side note pls kill me
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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