So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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