Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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