He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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