He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize