On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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