butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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