I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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