i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i was born a porn star she said
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So apparently I’m into choking now
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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