Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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