Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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