Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
