he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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