I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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