playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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