so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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