we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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