what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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