apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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