And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you will always have a special place in my vag
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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