You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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