Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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