Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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