sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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