In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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