he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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