Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Randomize