Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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