People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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