White coat. Heels.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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