when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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