ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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