Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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