You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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