so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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