when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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