did you get engaged???
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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