Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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