I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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