What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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