Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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