i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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