So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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