What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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